Funny Jobs You Need To Apply

Funny jobs you need to apply!

 

Fictional Email WriterSomeone to write emails for every situation that can and will happen… but hasn’t yet. Think of the possibilities …

Example: 

When asked to do something optional that you can’t commit to right now:

I appreciate you thinking of me, and I’m honored by the request. But unfortunately, I don’t have the time to give this my best right now. I think you would benefit from finding someone who can devote more time and energy to this project. See more …

Fake Social Media Account Developer Life is difficult in a startup. When you have a new service or product can be hard to get some followers and likes.

Example: 

You can get 12,000 followers for your Twitter account for the low, low price of $5.

Plenty of websites offer such services: – Read more …

Social Media EulogizerThis person ensures that no celebrity passes away without a proper social media send off from another celebrity. Remenber Leafs Bernier who thought Nelson Mandela was an athlete?  – Well let´s Watch .

Brain Cell LabelerImagine if websites and YouTube clips labelled how many brain cells would be lost by reading or watching their content?

Parking Spot BrokerProductivity at the office is paramount. A-players in the office really need to make sure they do as little walking as possible. A Parking Spot Broker can look at your calendar and get to meetings (or the grocery store) 15 minutes before you and grab a spot. Companies like this  http://www.parkingbroker.com/ are the right place to start a new freelancer service. Read more …